Fair And Balanced Quotes

#1. Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

Jay Leno

#2. More often than not "fair" and "balanced" may be mutually exclusive

Neal Gabler

#3. It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

Jim Gaffigan

#4. Perhaps the world is fair and balanced after all; no one gains and no one loses or no one gains and everyone loses equally.

Hisham Matar

#5. The irony of justice is that the feelings that precede it and those which fruit from it are never fair and balanced.

Cecelia Ahern

#6. Even a liberal reporter is a patriot, wants the best for this country. And people, your fair and balanced friends at Fox, don't fully understand that.

Mike Wallace

#7. I think if you're a regular viewer of Fox News, you're among the most cynical people on planet Earth. I cannot think of a more cynical slogan than 'Fair and Balanced.'

Bill Keller

#8. I pledge allegiance to the fair and balanced truth.
Not the biased truth,
Not the liest truth,
But the highest truth.

Nas

#9. Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, fair and balanced? Why, that's snide! Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan You Can Depend on CNN. Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?

Jon Stewart

#10. Fair and balanced is doublespeak for bite-out-chunks-of-truth until only irrelevancy is left, byte-sized, entertaining irrelevancy.

Larisa Alexandrovna

#11. Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad!
(the story girl)

L.M. Montgomery

#12. If the character is true, the movie will fall into place. Or at least that's what you hope.

Ryan Gosling

#13. O lovely river of Yvette!
O darling river! like a bride,
Some dimpled, bashful, fair Lisette
Thou goest to wed the Orge's tide.
O lovely river Yvette!
O darling stream! on balanced wings
The wood-birds sang the chansonnette
That here a wandering poet sings.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#14. Whilst a level playing field cannot be guaranteed, one thing that is guaranteed is your fair share of challenges. It's not a matter of IF they come, but WHEN you will encounter them.

Archibald Marwizi

#15. At 8:23 there seemed every chance of a lasting alliance starting between Florin and Guilder.
At 8:24 the two nations were very close to war.

William Goldman

#16. A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#17. Standing there, I loved myself and I hated myself. That's what the black Mary did to me, made me feel my glory and my shame at the same time.

Sue Monk Kidd

#18. Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not ... to Bill O

Keith Olbermann

#19. For about two years, I was a little wild. I was out partying, having adventures.

Jeremy Miller

#20. Marylanders have led the nation in adopting a balanced approach to revenues and investments because we know that in order to maintain and build the #1 public schools in the nation, we had to ask everyone to pay their fair share. We need Congress to do the same.

Martin O'Malley

#21. We get a ton of email; everybody does now. It gives us a kind of a pulse that you can feel. We hear people saying, thank you for being fair, for being balanced.

Brit Hume

#22. None but those who have traveled, can appreciate the delight experienced from recalling in this way the interesting points of an interesting journey, and fighting, as it were, their battles over again.

James Holman

#23. I make every movie like it's the last one. "If this was the last movie, what decision would I make?" That's how I make my decisions.

Steven Soderbergh