Facetiously Define Quotes

#1. The problem with meditating is I generally go to sleep, and that's because I'm doing it wrong.

Margaret Atwood

#2. Throwing acid is wrong ... in some people's eyes.

Jimmy Carr

#3. I used to believe that culture was "soft," and had little bearing on our bottom line. What I believe today is that our culture has everything to do with our bottom line, now and into the future.

Vern Dosch

#4. All life forms add their own colour in the world. It is important we embrace all the colours with equal value.

Tim Rees

#5. The heartbrokenness of the sinner is better than the forcefulness of the obedient

Abu Madyan

#6. What you get will not always make you happy, what you become will

Akosua Dardaine Edwards

#7. Grief and love are sisters, woven together from the beginning. Their kinship reminds us that there is no love that does not contain loss and no loss that is not a reminder of the love we carry for what we once held close.

Francis Weller

#8. Fine. The next time that my life is destroyed, I'll try to express my distress in a quieter fashion, far away from your tender sensibilities.

Colleen Houck Ren

#9. My own view of this, by the way, is, if the war on terrorism is successful over time, in its own way it's going to box Saddam in in a way that's going to make it much more difficult for him to maintain his power, and that he's going to become increasingly isolated. I think that's going to take time.

Lawrence Eagleburger

#10. Only God, no other kings!

John Ashcroft

#11. It's as great a part of the human adventure to invent things as to understand them. John Randall wasn't a great scientist, but he was a great inventor. There's been lots more like him, and it's a shame they don't get Nobel Prizes.

Freeman Dyson

#12. What was important was trying to create something that families could watch together and enjoy together.

Emma Thompson

#13. I'm not on a health kick. I know I should take vitamins, for example, but I forget half the time. I just can't be bothered carrying around a lot of little bottles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#14. Going through the motions gives you plenty of time to examine the motions. I used to find this interesting. Now it has taken on the taint of meaninglessness.

David Levithan

#15. Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?" Calvin turned to me and asked.
How does he raise one brow like that? Does he practice in the mirror?
"Nope, no plans yet," I said flipping my hair as I looked at him over my shoulder. I can use cool poses too Calvin Miller.

E.J. Stevens