Facetious Vs Sarcastic Quotes

#1. There is a point of complexity beyond which a business is no longer manageable.

Peter Drucker

#2. People are only loyal until it becomes convenient not to be.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#3. Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Yogi Berra

#4. Bikinis? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Dildo? Probably won't need it.

Felicia Ferraro

#5. A man's love for a man is neither more nor less than a man's love for a woman, it is only different.

Thomas Burnett Swann

#6. There is no such thing as a model or ideal Canadian. What could be more absurd than the concept of an "all Canadian" boy or girl? A society which emphasizes uniformity is one which creates intolerance and hate.

Pierre Trudeau

#7. There's no key to the universe, you just have to point your way in one direction, keep going, keep going, keep going, and see what happens.

Davy Rothbart

#8. This is the key of modern science and is the beginning of the true understanding of nature . This idea . That to look at the things, to record the details, and to hope that in the information thus obtained, may lie a clue to one or another of a possible theoretical interpretation.

Richard P. Feynman

#9. God is beyond all the forms of life, but also indwells every form of life as their essence. God is both beyond and within.

Eckhart Tolle

#10. The habit of paying compliments kept a man's tongue oiled without any expense.

Charles Dickens

#11. Baseball is a team game.

Eddie Murray

#12. This government is acknowledged by all, to be one of enumerated powers.

John Marshall

#13. But the battles against loneliness that I fought when I was 16 are very different from those I fought when I was 27, and those are very different from the ones I fight at 44.

Tom Hanks

#14. I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends.

Rachel Bertsche

#15. History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

Leonard Louis Levinson

#16. If you start to give of yourself, be it ever so simple a fashion, the world will observe your spirit and show you many needs that you can supply. There are a hundred ways of giving away little margins of time you will never miss, which could be riches to someone.

David Dunn