Face Slapping Quotes

#1. Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd gone from hugging besties to face-slapping frienemies and now horny girls on the prowl. WTF.

Avery Aster

#2. I need all my strength to stop myself from reaching out and slapping him across the face every time he smiles at me.

Cecelia Ahern

#3. You have the subtlety of a wet fish slapping someone in the face.

Jessica Beck

#4. If something or someone is presented to us once, we will often dismiss it as being nothing more than happenstance. If that person or situation is presented twice, it is God slapping us in the face and telling us to pay attention. It is fate.

Scott Hildreth

#5. What's wrong, little sis? You look upset."
She could barely catch her breath. "Cracked ... my ... nail polish slapping your ... worthless face. See?" She showed him her finger - just one of them.
"Cute" He snorted.

Cassandra Clare

#6. Conservation is a state of harmony between men and land.

Aldo Leopold

#7. Similarly, parents who want to teach the importance of honesty make it a practice never to lie to their children, even when it would be easier just to claim that there are no cookies left rather than to explain why they can't have another one.

Alfie Kohn

#8. someone who wants to trust everyone so much that they don't see a lie when it's slapping them right in the face.

John Corey Whaley

#9. [I]nstead of spending your energy attacking the parts of the president's [health care] proposal you don't like, you can use it to strengthen the parts you do.

Kathleen Sebelius

#10. Froi saw the foolishness of dreamers, and he decided he'd like to die so foolish. With a dream in his heart about the possibilities, rather than a chain of hopelessness.

Melina Marchetta

#11. Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

Michael Jackson

#12. Patience means knowing it will happen ... and giving it time to happen.

Susan Jeffers

#13. I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality.

Vanessa Carlton

#14. Labels don't mean anything. Who cares about labels when someone is slapping you in the face? Who cares about labels when someone is saving you from drowning? Who someone is and what they do is all that matters.

Frank Schaeffer

#15. Loeser found it hard to believe that God was forever slapping the face of the universe like a policeman trying to stop a drunk from falling asleep.

Ned Beauman

#16. Some words hit you like a tree branch slapping you in the face. And some words rip into your flesh, leaving scars so deep, they never completely fade.

Corrine Jackson

#17. Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules.

Angela Kiss

#18. Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron.

Claude Osteen

#19. In middle school, we are all so damn insecure. It was the worst time for me, really destructive, like slapping myself across the face but loving it. Now I have to be an adult and change myself. I have to be a bigger person.

Nikki Reed

#20. Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains.

Jasleen Kaur Gumber

#21. entailment of the family estates, but envisaged for himself

Louis De Bernieres

#22. When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in Black and white, you photograph their souls!

Ted Grant

#23. All that matters is me and this sweet boy who thinks I'm beautiful.

Stacey Trombley

#24. When I was younger, I actually had a ghost face mask, and I stood in my sister's room in the corner for, like, half an hour until she saw in the reflection, me behind her, and she freaked out and started slapping me.

Rory Culkin

#25. I am so looking forward to seeing the back of you two," Kent pipes up behind me.
"Excuse me?" I spin around to face him.
"Baby. Babe." He mimics our voices, slapping a hand against his forehead. "I swear all your mushy talk has actually irreparably damaged my brain.

Siobhan Davis

#26. The highest form of charity is giving education with love.

Debasish Mridha

#27. Holding onto resentment is like slapping yourself in the face and thinking someone else will feel the pain.

Nick Hernandez

#28. The train blows through town
delivering reality,
slapping my face and screaming,
"You are alone"
Rose colored memories drown,
taking their last breath.

Kellie Elmore

#29. But that's the wrong question. Ask why everyone else is so pathetically stupid and why they're always whining about detention, I should get a medal for not slapping people in the face every day.

Laurie Halse Anderson