Extension Cord Quotes

#1. I'll never forget you. Your husband will beat you with an extension cord and the bus will pull away leaving you standing there in tears, but you were my mother.

Denis Johnson

#2. I invented the cordless extension cord.

Steven Wright

#3. The fly-by-nights don't want to spend any time with you.

Robert Manning

#4. An untested faith is an unreliable faith.

Kay Warren

#5. I can look back at my darkest periods and realize that these were the times when the Lord was holding me closest. But I couldn't see His face becasue my face was in His breast ... crying.

John Michael Talbot

#6. Face towards the perfect image of every organ and the shadows of disease will never touch you.

Robert Collier

#7. You begin your journey not knowing where it will take you. You have plans, you have dreams, but every now and again you have to take uncharted roads, face impassable mountains, cross treacherous rivers, be blocked by landslides and earthquakes. That's the way my life has been.

Lee Kuan Yew

#8. Developing a Culture of Accountability where people take ownership for achieving key organizational results requires a willingness to make the link between where you are and what you have done with where you want to be and what you are going to do to get there.

Roger Connors

#9. Rock 'n' roll was two pegs below being a prisoner of war back then.

Ronnie Hawkins

#10. Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

Tracy Morgan

#11. You are never alone. You are eternally connected with everyone.

Amit Ray

#12. Romantic love has been diluted into paperback form and has sold thousands and millions of copies. Somewhere it is still in the original, written on tablets of stone.

Jeanette Winterson

#13. The sadness sorrow is to desire death while you have life.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#14. When I found something I believed in and I cared about and thought I could market and sell and could be thought of creatively - the most important thing to me - I did it.

Jerry Weintraub

#15. You don't get rich off your day job, you get rich off your homework.

Daymond John