Evil Undead Quotes

#1. Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.

Sharon Ashwood

#2. Clowning is a trick to get love close. I can hug 99 percent of people in the first second of contact if I'm in my clown character. The clown assumes your humanity. It assumes that, whatever trauma you've had, you can still love yourself.

Patch Adams

#3. The faculty of using my resources well diminishes when their number grows.

Robert Bresson

#4. As the graduates were called to the stage to collect their diplomas, I shook every hand. Many stopped to give me a hug. One young woman even told me I was "the baddest bitch" (which, having checked with someone later, actually did turn out to be a compliment).

Sheryl Sandberg

#5. Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.

Brandon Sanderson

#6. It's less about technology for me, and more about religion. [on hacking]

Adrian Lamo

#7. There's nothing stronger than a woman protecting her child

Kristen Stewart

#8. We speak, but it is God who teaches.

Augustine Of Hippo

#9. The music comes first. It will always be first

John O'Callaghan

#10. It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#11. Dictators never invent their own opportunities.

R. Buckminster Fuller

#12. What's looming in the shadows of our ignorance and denial is a critique of civilization itself.

Lierre Keith

#13. As a youngster, I played in Little League, Pony League, and all sorts of amateur baseball programs growing up.

Jim Evans

#14. Natural talent!" crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing across the room, holding me like a trophy. "Of course my girlfriend's got it. In truckloads! How else could she have slain a giant evil zombie, single-handedly saving my undead body?

Amy Plum

#15. No state on earth can afford to allow several authorities to co-exist next to one another.

Mahmoud Abbas