Evil Dictator Quotes

#1. You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.

David Letterman

#2. I think people believe I'm some kind of evil dictator sometimes. But I don't much care about that.

Josh Homme

#3. Often, the greater our ignorance about something, the greater our resistance to change.

Marc Bekoff

#4. Remember evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin? He vanished for 10 days. He had disappeared and there were a lot of rumors. One rumor was he had disappeared because he had himself executed.

David Letterman

#5. We all know that we might go to the Pit floor and search every face and never find one that belongs to us.

Veronica Roth

#6. President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

David Letterman

#7. I think that the best career that someone can have is one that's reflective of their personal tastes.

Christina Ricci

#8. Everybody would be a dictator if he could.

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#9. There's never been an act done since the beginning, from a kid stealing candy to a dictator committing genocide, that the person doing it didn't think he was fully justified. That's a mental trick called rationalizing, and it's done the human race more harm than anything else you can name.

Leigh Brackett

#10. What is the luck of the draw that me - me - who finally writes a book, it comes out in the - in the - in the time, in the center of the first pandemic, H1N1? And I'm going out on signings, and I'm going out to the public. This is the one time when I need to be hermetically sealed.

Howie Mandel

#11. It was not a particularly good body, he'd be the first to admit, but one or two bits of it had sentimental value

Terry Pratchett

#12. One kid's old, used-up equipment is another kid's brand-new, awesome, awesome equipment.

Bode Miller

#13. Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens.

William Beveridge

#14. Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.

David Letterman

#15. I have a tendency to run after people who are completely unattainable and uninterested and make a complete fool of myself.

Martha Wainwright

#16. A lot of rappers been putting out a lot of sub-par visuals. I feel like the visuals could be better.

ASAP Ferg

#17. When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just die,' because it was killing her that I was doing this.

Margaret Cho

#18. Surround yourself with people too afraid to speak, and you left yourself to only your own ideas. That could be disastrous. It was important to have men who would question you and see flaws in your plans, so long as you could control them. It was all about control.

Brandon Sanderson