Eventus Eger Quotes

#1. My mam told me not to tell many people about not being christened, as she said I would be a prime target for witches. To this day I don't know what she meant by that.

Karl Pilkington

#2. I live way below my means.

Chris Rock

#3. Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn't I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now.

Edward Snowden

#4. Now, although my life is still pleasant, the days of easy money are over.

Ben Stein

#5. Repentance doth alter a man's case with God: and therefore repentance should alter the case between one man and another.

Benjamin Whichcote

#6. It just occurred to Leo how much he understood about his mate's other half; the disturbing thing though, was that he'd learnt it all from the nature channel.

Dawn H. Hawkes

#7. The difference between a trained mind and a free mind is that a trained mind will fail to see just how trained their mind is by tradition, while a free mind has discarded such limitations ...

Lionel Suggs

#8. Do not just seek happiness for yourself. Seek happiness for all. Through kindness. Through mercy.

David Levithan

#9. I could die in peace, I think, if the world was beautiful. To know it's being ruined is hard.

Wendell Berry

#10. Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

S.A. Bodeen

#11. Except that only small people- the inside-small kind- don't like you to be big.

Jennifer Niven

#12. -Nice concept.
-What is?
-Retreating. Getting away from the grind.
-Oh, you never do. You just change gears.

Jonathan Kellerman