Evelyse Britto Quotes

#1. Why Your Penis is a Gift
Think of the past as your left pocket,
the future as your right pocket ~
which leaves your penis as the present.

Beryl Dov

#2. Don't let your happiness depend on something you might lose.

C.S. Lewis

#3. People who judge others tell more about Who They Are, than Who They Judge.

Donald L. Hicks

#4. Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance but never in heart.

Maggi Myers

#5. It was impossible to escape her. She provided no natural break in the conversation, and she spoke with such intensity that I would have had to abruptly shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP," punch her, and then run away in order to be free.

Augusten Burroughs

#6. In the United States, if one family out of every four churches adopted a child, there would be no orphans in the country

Kay Warren

#7. If I like something, I will pick it up from anywhere and wear it. I don't believe that only branded stuff looks good on you. If it doesn't look good in my eyes, I'll never wear it.

Kajol

#8. I'm amazed how the tiniest moments grow into books.

Kimberly Willis Holt

#9. Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.

Bill Cosby

#10. I was trying so hard. I would memorize the entire script, then I'd be lipping everybody's lines while they were talking. When I watch those episodes, it's disgusting. My performances were horrible. [On his first season of THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR (1990)]

Will Smith

#11. A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#12. India may be the only country in the world that has been free of anti-Semitic prejudice throughout its history.

Gary Weiss

#13. I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour.

MaryJanice Davidson

#14. I often think about the class differences involved in "jobs" vs. "careers."

Bill Walsh

#15. Love means giving yourself to the person you love,being willing to sacrifice everything,even your pride

Elaine Barbieri