Eva Gabor Quotes

#1. Rich tofu-eaters would move out to the country, buy a small farm that was going under anyway and then not know what to do with it. (See Green Acres and multiply by hundreds of thousands and both members Eva Gabor. But crossed with Karen Carpenter and take away all shreds of common sense.)

John Ringo

#2. My co-workers expect me to be late and temperamental.

Eva Gabor

#3. The only thing you have to know are your words.

Eva Gabor

#4. Ask yourself this question: Of this had been a white child found dead in a black neighborhood, would they be knocking on every door? 'Yes, sir.' Searching high and low? 'Yes, indeed.' It this had been a white child, would they paint him as a sinner and not a saint? 'Lord, no...

Ravi Howard

#5. I learned early that you only have so much energy to give. You have to spend it correctly.

Eva Gabor

#6. I love the fast lane.

Eva Gabor

#7. If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever.

Eva Gabor

#8. I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.

Eva Gabor

#9. Co-opted convictions will always betray you.

Charles M. Blow

#10. Most people don't need to work as hard as I do.

Eva Gabor

#11. Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Austin O'Malley

#12. You had no idea how much I wanted to. After letting you go, I pulled out my cock and came, all over myself.

Pepper Winters

#13. And this is my life, getting dumped with no warning. Or liking people who don't like me back, or who don't like me enough, or not as much as they like someone else.

E. Lockhart

#14. I made up my mind to be an actress when I was 4 years old.

Eva Gabor

#15. I should have been smart enough to stay happy. But my ambition ruled my life.

Eva Gabor

#16. Our Darling Eva We Love You

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#17. After all the work I've done, why should I suddenly be treated as a bona fide actress?

Eva Gabor

#18. I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

Carl Barron

#19. It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.

Eva Gabor

#20. The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.

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#21. I'm a workaholic. Before long I'm traveling on my nervous energy alone. This is incredibly exhausting.

Eva Gabor

#22. Too often we women try to tackle chaos that is not ours to fix

Amy Poehler

#23. All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds.

Eva Gabor

#24. Love is a game that two can play and both win.

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#25. I had A Lover's Quarrel With The World Robert Lee Frost (Old Bennington Cemetery, Bennington, Vermont) Our Darling Eva We Love You.

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#26. Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.

Eva Gabor

#27. I was the first actress in the family, and I am still the only actress in the family. I shouldn't be saying it, but it slipped out!

Eva Gabor

#28. I've always known I would be a success, but I was surprised at the way it came.

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#29. My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.

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#30. I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

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#31. East Hampton happens to have been the first place in the world where I was a star, a real star with a star pasted above my name on the dressing-room door.

Eva Gabor

#32. There was no way I could live in Hollywood and not become an actress.

Eva Gabor

#33. I ask myself more questions than Hamlet as I ponder which shoes to wear

Eva Gabor