Eustachian Tube Quotes

#1. To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

Dennis Miller

#2. I'd been assured, at age 21 or so, by a well-known editor who saw the first part of The Secret History in what was basically its final form, that it would never be published because "no woman has ever written a successful novel from a male point of view."

Donna Tartt

#3. There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that.

Seth Rogen

#4. The Bible says, 'Where there is no vision, the people perish.' Have you a vision? And are you undeviatingly pressing and pushing toward its accomplishment? Dreaming alone will not get you there. Mix your dreams with determination and action.

B.C. Forbes

#5. Oh, adjust yourself. You people have spent ten millennia playing at soldiers while becoming ever more dedicated civilians. We've spent the last thousand years trying hard to stay civilian while refining the legacy of a won galactic war.

Iain M. Banks

#6. I work every day - or at least I force myself into office or room. I may get nothing done, but you don't earn bonuses without putting in time. Nothing may come for three months, but you don't earn the fourth without it.

Mordecai Richler

#7. She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband.

James Joyce

#8. Youth is an unrecoverable asset. Unless you are a hydra, lucky you.

Anca Iovita

#9. For nature does things in good order:
And birds and butterflies recognize
No man-made border

Ruskin Bond

#10. We're all drowning, but don't say it out loud.

Marty Rubin

#11. The narcissism of student movements, new Left ideologues and the popular culture of the '60s generation invited a conservative backlash.

Tony Judt

#12. Powerful people do not have good listening skills. They hate to listen. They succeed by getting good at faking it ... If you're an extrovert, you think while you're talking. And it's impossible to listen to someone if you are thinking of the next thing you want to say.

Penelope Trunk

#13. Even the smallest achievements pave a way to great success.

Mary Kay Ash