Eustachian Quotes

#1. To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

Dennis Miller

#2. There are people like me!...

That you are afraid of me!?...

This is ain't a problem.. people like me collect money... you don't do something correctly or you aren't doing your job properly... I am here to punish ya.

Deyth Banger

#3. The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.

Randall Munroe

#4. When you begin to wait for miracles, Jesus feels insulted.

Sunday Adelaja

#5. One lives too long. Happy X-mas.

Joseph Conrad

#6. a common language was a wonderful idea, but utterly utopian. All good ideas were, she said sadly. Ursula

Kate Atkinson

#7. I wanted to become immortal. So I wrote a book.

T.M. Williams

#8. I know whatever my father did, in his own way, he still loved me.

Anthony Kiedis

#9. I grew up with a very quick temper, and the language of violence is a language that I'm very familiar and comfortable with.

Greg Bryk