Ethics Humor Quotes

#1. Purpose, or mission, is determined by the development of values, balance, ethics, humor, morality, and sensitivities. It manifests itself in the way we look at life.

Luci Swindoll

#2. If life were a movie, we'd have had what they call a "meet cute".

James Patterson

#3. It's Unfair to be fair,
For Life is unfair

Farley Maglaya

#4. It's easy to blame traffic jam
when you're late and in a hurry.

Toba Beta

#5. Your flesh is killing your spirit. You have forsaken yourself.

Clive Barker

#6. it sometimes seems to me the entire postmodern assault on the concept of truth has been staged to avoid just this conclusion: some cultures are simply more productive than others

Andrew Klavan

#7. By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: I see you are looking at my face. Please be aware that I don't look this good first thing in the morning.

Sam Harris

#8. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

H.L. Mencken

#9. I will, proudly and by preference, do at least one picture a year for King Brothers, and I will try to make it the best picture that I have it in me to do.

Dalton Trumbo

#10. The ordinary bloke will not voluntarily pay for "art" that leaves him unmoved
if he does pay for it, the money has to be conned out of him, by taxes and such.

Robert A. Heinlein

#11. Unpopular because he was stupid and fat and mean, and smelled like bacon no matter how much he washed.

Kurt Vonnegut

#12. Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.

J.R. Young

#13. Be in harmony, yet be different.

Confucius

#14. Killed a policeman? How Vegetarian! Well, I suppose it was, so long as they didn't eat him.

G.K. Chesterton

#15. Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.

Tom Robbins

#16. I spend the rest of the night doing schoolwork. After striking a match and lighting a candal, I sit down at my desk with my quill pen and parchment to write an essay for my ethics class on the legalities of fan fiction.

Fanny Merkin

#17. When you go home, fill the house with joy so that the light of it will stream out the windows and doors and illuminate even the darkness. It is just as easy that way as any in the world.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#18. I never stay away from workouts. I work hard. I've tried to take care of my body. I'll never look back and say that I could have done more. I've paid the price in practice, but I know I get the most out of my ability.

Carl Yastrzemski

#19. A major character has to come somehow out of the unconscious.

Graham Greene

#20. Four hundred or so people lived in Knockemstiff in 1957, nearly all of them connected by blood through one godforsaken calamity or another, be it lust or necessity or just plain ignorance.

Donald Ray Pollock

#21. Give me someone I can look up to, show me someone I can love.

John Mellencamp

#22. When someone says, 'I admire your character,' I never know whether the person is talking about my ethics or referring to someone in one of my books.

Stifyn Emrys

#23. If you do not meet inspiring obstacles and failure, cry; you do not have the great path to explore, grow and mature to be great

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#24. It should be noted that no ethically -trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

Nathaniel S. Borenstein

#25. I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' ... The twenty-five percent is for error.

Linus Pauling

#26. It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Voltaire

#27. All lines are gray in the dark.

Nenia Campbell

#28. It is better for a realist to bend his will and ethics to accommodate a true friend than it is for him to stick to his principles that may turn the friend into an adversary.

Janvier Chouteu-Chando