Top 18 Esme Weatherwax Quotes

#1. Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what was needed.

Terry Pratchett

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#2. If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav. I wish - and I'm sure you wish as well - we could go back in time and warn him, but we can't, and that's that.

Lemony Snicket

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#3. The end of times?" said Nanny. "Look, Tiff, Esme tol' me to say, if you want to see Esmerelda Weatherwax, then just you look around. She is here. Us witches don't mourn for very long. We are satisfied with happy memories - they're there to be cherished.

Terry Pratchett

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#4. The way out is the way through.

L. Ron Hubbard

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#5. There are things in life that happen that change who we are, things that are hard to come back from, and in the end we never really are the same.

Jessica Sorensen

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#6. Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

Orson Welles

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#7. I did start out in witchcraft to get boys, to tell you the truth.'
'Think I don't know that?'
'What did you start out to get, Esme?'
Granny stopped, and looked up at the frosty sky and then down at the ground.
'Dunno,' she said at last.'Even, I suppose.

Terry Pratchett

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#8. A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Mark Twain

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#9. Well, you know Esme. She wasn't one for that kind of thing - never one to push herself forward*
* She hadn't ever needed to. Granny Weatherwax was like the prow of a ship. Seas parted when she turned up.

Terry Pratchett

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#10. The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

Evgeni Kostitsyn

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#11. I'm not deluded enough to think it won't come out somehow, but it's nice to have one person exist who doesn't know all of my tragic bullshit. At least for a little while.

Katja Millay

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#12. One problem I have with faith-healing is that it tends to be focused only on the physical aspect of healing. But Jesus always backed away when people came to him only to get their physical needs met. My goodness, he was ready to have you lop off your hand! His real interest was in healing the soul.

Joni Eareckson Tada

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#13. I love Emma Watson's makeup a lot. I love Cate Blanchett. I'm biased, though. I love my makeup artist, Julie Harris; she is really phenomenal, but everyone has their technique, and there are incredible-looking girls out there.

Allison Williams

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#14. The most pernicious of absurdities is that weak, blind, stupid faith is better than the constant practice of every human virtue.

Walter Savage Landor

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#15. If life were easy, it wouldn't be difficult.

Kermit The Frog

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#16. A successful collaboration is all about trust and respect. If you show people trust they will perform better.

Oh Land

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#17. In a hockey fight, barring the occasional brawl, there's actually some etiquette that goes into it. Honor, too, absolutely. Most of those guys that do it, that's their job, and they follow a certain code of conduct in doing it.

Tom Glavine

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#18. Love and I once had a great relationship, but I fear we've broken up. It cheated on me, wrecked my heart, and then went on to date other people. A lot of other people. And I can't stand to watch it, since love's going to cheat on them too.

David Levithan

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