Eschenfelder Grain Quotes

#1. Preaching morals is as easy as giving reasons for morals is difficult

Friedrich Nietzsche

#2. The universe was not made in jest but in solemn incomprehensible earnest.

Annie Dillard

#3. Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie
I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca

Rachel Vincent

#4. Children can only take so much, and they deal with it however they can.

Julie Christie

#5. In the cave of black Despair: He only looked upon the sun, And drank the morning air.

Oscar Wilde

#6. I don't want you to cook my bread, I don't want you to make my bed. I don't want you to because I'm sad and blue, I just want to make love to you.

Willie Dixon

#7. Even cooking at home, the difference between my wife cooking and me cooking is major. When my wife cooks, the kitchen looks like a disaster. When I cook it's completely clean and organized and it doesn't look like anyone has been cooking in there.

Tom Colicchio

#8. Always smile first thing in the morning.
Might as well get it over with.

W.C. Fields

#9. If Christ waited to be anointed before He went to preach, no young man ought to preach until he, too, has been anointed by the Holy Ghost. - F. B. MEYER

Leonard Ravenhill

#10. If you're in a workplace you don't like right now, be encouraged because God will use it for your good. Think about it this way: He wants you to be a light in the darkness - and He's putting His confidence in you!

Joyce Meyer