Eric Nicol Quotes

#1. A frightening menagerie, my emotions are
Too many and varied to number
Like creatures they crawl and they fly above
Tearing my body asunder.

Maggie Stiefvater

#2. and no more real Dunkin' Donuts.

Ben H. Winters

#3. What determines our being virtuous is largely the absence of opportunity to be otherwise

Eric Nicol

#4. Clearly, if Confederation is to survive another 100 years, Canada must find a national esprit de corps. Cohesion cannot depend indefinitely on hating Toronto.

Eric Nicol

#5. Most Americans don't understand Canadian political parties. Neither do most Canadians

Eric Nicol

#6. If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be.

Eric Nicol

#7. The fashionable Canadian drug habit, instead of cocaine, is to sniff real snow.

Eric Nicol

#8. It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Leslie Nielsen

#9. 109. Still never had any friends because I hate everyone for they were so phony.

Kurt Cobain

#10. Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.

Eric Nicol

#11. Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

Lewis Black

#12. There is a lady dancing on a cracked plate. A withered spider on the carpet. A piano with a full set of yellowed teeth.

Conchitina Cruz