Eric Cartman Quotes

#1. Um, Mindy is much less like Elizabeth Bennet than she is a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Eric Cartman.

Mindy Kaling

#2. Simon thought I was lovely.
Was the Giggler out of the harem?
Was there even a harem left?
What did this mean?
Would I only think in questions now?
And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?

Alice Clayton

#3. You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Kevin Hearne

#4. From inside the heart of the others, the good people never expires, and the expired obviously not good.

Ajaykumar Narayanan

#5. A lot of times people would offer me movies and, because I'm a car freak, I'd look in a magazine and say, 'How much is this car? If you give me this car I'll show up and do the movie' I call 'em 'sports car flicks'.

Ice-T

#6. People should make distinctions between the office of the presidency and the person who occupies it. You can respect the office even as you lose respect for the individual.

David Greenberg

#7. Just one taste. Just one. That's all I want." And then his lips pressed against hers.

Sophie Jackson

#8. I try never to say no when it comes to creativity, but I do try and lead down an "appropriate road" - like not on furniture or the walls.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#9. Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. Not sunflowers, not roses, but rocks in patterned sand grow here. And bloom. - ROBERT HAYDEN, Approximations

Taiye Selasi

#11. If you regain your senses, come see me, I will teach you how. - Cara

Terry Goodkind

#12. It's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned.

Tom Waits

#13. I knew what death meant now. It was conversations cut off.

Jo Walton

#14. Nothing odd will do long. Tristram Shandy did not last.

Samuel Johnson

#15. When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

Sara Paretsky