Episode Guide Quotes

#1. Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#2. You can't guide someone into adulthood. The experiences are unique to each person. Deanna Troi

Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#3. For the life of me, I did not understand how he[Atticus] could sit there in cold blood and read a newspaper when his only son stood an excellent chance of being murdered with a Confederate Army relic.

Harper Lee

#4. A true gift is given with no expectation. Mr. Feeney

Boy Meets World Episode Guide Team

#5. Icelanders are grateful to meet foreigners who have heard of their country. And even more grateful to hear someone say it deserves better.

Halldor Laxness

#6. The game isn't big enough unless it scares you a little. Cmdr. William Riker

Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#7. I am a lip person. I constantly need a really good lip moisturizer with me. Mine is a Clairin's moisture replenishing lip balm. I have two of them: I have one I keep next to my bed, so it's the first and last thing in the morning and evening, and then 10 times a day in my purse.

Lindy Booth

#8. His voice was low, charged with unspeakable adjectives.

Frank Herbert

#9. You are person with a goal

Sunday Adelaja

#10. Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#11. Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

Remy De Gourmont

#12. It is the besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which the masses of men exhibit their tyranny.

James F. Cooper

#13. You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments.

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#14. Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#15. It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#16. Deanna's job (as counselor) is to keep us from deluding ourselves.

Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#17. the average number of legs in any human population is slightly less than two. So most people actually do have "more legs than average.

Robert H. Frank

#18. The unexpected is our normal routine. Commander Riker

Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#19. Don't give your heart to him, Shay," Darby says softly. "Ford won't keep it safe. No one ever kept his heart safe growing up and he doesn't know how to treat anyone any better. It's not his fault he's not a good man, but it'll be your fault if you expect him to be one.

Bijou Hunter

#20. Live Long and Prosper

Star Trek: The Original Series Episode Guide Team

#21. If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy.

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#22. Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#23. Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir.

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#24. What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

#25. I didn't even like white wine. Then I tasted it and bought a case. It was the first case of any wine I'd ever bought.

Timothy Ferriss

#26. The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you that you love, well, that's just fabulous.

Sex And The City Episode Guide Team

#27. You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential.

Star Trekek The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#28. I don't like people much, and I like doctors even less.

Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team

#29. The technological way of thinking has infected even ethics, which is supposed to be thinking about the good.

Leon Kass