Enlightenment Humor Quotes

#1. Should founders of our lands one day wake up for a moment from their lasting sleep to see the lands and things they founded, they shall really have so many reasons to ponder over their lasting footprints!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#2. No, everything is not going to be okay. It never is. It isn't okay now. Change, by definition, changes things

Seth Godin

#3. Something new will always be the source of growth in Silicon Valley.

Steve Jurvetson

#4. Agrarian reform should not merely subdivide misery, it must raise living standards. Ownership raises the farmer from his, but productivity will keep him on his feet.

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

#5. Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.

Gary Hopkins

#6. There was hardly an eminent writer in Paris who was unacquainted with the inside of the Conciergerie or the Bastille.

Lytton Strachey

#7. There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.

Saurabh Sharma

#8. I did not tell Fat this, but technically he had become a Buddha. It did not seem to me like a good idea to let him know. After all, if you are a Buddha you should be able to figure it out for yourself.

Philip K. Dick

#9. The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.

Anne Lamott

#10. He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.

Christopher Moore

#11. Those who sprint might travel quicker, but we'll all end up in the same place at the end.

Fennel Hudson

#12. A great sense of humor is a great gift!

Diamante Lavendar

#13. Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.

M.T. Dismuke

#14. In these hard moments, I must remember that much of my parenting and training results in invisible seeds in my child's heart instead of immediate changed behavior.

Amber Lia

#15. The game business arose from computer programs that were written by and for young men in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They worked so well that they formed a very lucrative industry fairly quickly. But what worked for that demographic absolutely did not work for most girls and women.

Brenda Laurel

#16. We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems.

Prem Rawat

#17. The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

Frederick Lenz

#18. As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music.

Chogyam Trungpa

#19. Good humor and enthusiasm should be the sunshine ahead that will keep that shadow behind.

Charles W. Field

#20. Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.
Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me].

Toba Beta