Emu Jokes Quotes

#1. Diplomacy is a disguised war, in which states seek to gain by barter and intrigue, by the cleverness of arts, the objectives which they would have to gain more clumsily by means of war.

Randolph Bourne

#2. See?" I crowed. "I know what I'm doing. Two weeks, tops, and you'll be begging to dip your fries in my shake."

"You think?"

It took me about a second before I realized I'd done it again. My mouth seriously needed a chaperone.

Elise Allen

#3. Never throw anything good away
real wool, pure silk. Put it away and wait for it to come back.

Helen Gurley Brown

#4. It's more difficult to create the problem than to solve it. All the person trying to solve the problem has to do is always respect the problem's creator.

Keigo Higashino

#5. Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

Goodman Ace

#6. Meditation is doing what you are doing - whether you are doing formal meditation or child care.

Norman Fischer

#7. Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.

Mindy Kaling

#8. The ocean exerts an inexorable pull over sea people wherever they are-in a bright-lit, inland city or the dead center of a desert-and when they feel the tug there is no choice but somehow to reach it and stand at its immense, earth-dissolving edge, straightaway calmed.

Anuradha Roy

#9. I think Chicagoans have a great set of values. You know what I mean? Kindness. Morals. Ethics. People in Chicago do the right thing. If somebody falls on the street, someone will actually stop and help them up. That doesn't happen in certain other cities.

Sondra Radvanovsky

#10. On a warm spring day, a galloping horse was only too clearly a sweating animal of flesh and blood. But a horse racing through a snowstorm became one with the very elements; wrapped in the whirling blast of the north wind, the beast embodied the icy breath of winter.

Yukio Mishima

#11. Skepticism? Yes, but a saint is a skeptic once in twenty-four hours.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#12. The time for universal praise is sure to come some day. Let us begin to do our part now.

Hannah Whitall Smith

#13. I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad.

Harris Wittels

#14. [ ... ] at any rate there is nothing in the world more dreary, damping, and obscurely perturbing than to come out of a cinema in the afternoon to a noisy world.

Patrick Hamilton

#15. Creeds made in Dark Ages are like drawings made in dark rooms.

Joseph McCabe