Emily Covarrubias Quotes

#1. Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'

David Letterman

#2. I have spoken, and I was understood. It's not like I'm a tragic person who wasn't understood. All those books are in print, all those movies are still out there, the audience gets younger. So I don't have that "I've got to do one thing before I die." I did it.

John Waters

#3. Nobody ever thinks of himself as a villain, does he? Even monsters hold high opinions of themselves.

Victor LaValle

#4. You can keep a secret, only for so much time unfortunately. But of course, you can make that time, seem like forever.

Angelo Tsanatelis

#5. I spent most of my adult life as someone's mother and the rest of my life trying to make sure that children are safe. So this to me is - we wrote Hell Is For Children in 1979.

Pat Benatar

#6. Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci

#7. If their occupation is actual work they prefer to pump water into cisterns,
two of which leak through holes in the bottom and one of
which is water-tight. A, of course, has the good one;

Stephen Leacock