Elves From Elf Quotes

#1. They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone's genitalia to themselves.

Sabrina Zbasnik

#2. I don't think Amber taped Scott or testified for money, but the opportunity certainly presented itself. It makes me a bit uncomfortable, but at least she never sold the story before trial to the tabloids.

Catherine Crier

#3. When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

Bryan Fields

#4. A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad.

Jeffery Russell

#5. The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world!

Nicole Krauss

#6. I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

Suzanne Johnson

#7. Kindness is always motivated by something nobler than just a desire to be kind.

Susan Meissner

#8. My cooking spoon,
My magic wand,
Of this dish,
You will be fond.

The Silver Elves

#9. Complaining is like vomiting. You might feel better after you get it out, but you make everybody around you sick.

Paul Molitor

#10. Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That's what all those mall Santas are. They're trying to start their own festive colonies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#11. But what I really believe is education is a key to pretty much everything - prosperity, economics, peace, stability.

Greg Mortenson

#12. I'm seldom restricted by anything because I don't know how to restrict myself. It's a blessing and a curse. I feel a lot of support from people in Iceland, especially from people that are content with themselves and their life.

Olof Arnalds

#13. Being prime minister is a lonely job ... you cannot lead from the crowd.

Margaret Thatcher

#14. Being a seeker of truth means refusing to make assumptions about things that you do not know.

Sadghuru

#15. Well, anyway, this'll be easier than knocking an elf out of a tree. Trust me.'
'How many elves have you knocked out of trees, Stubble?'
'Duraden's bones! Have ye never heard of a figure of speech?

Ian Livingstone

#16. A song she heard
Of cold that gathers
Like winter's tongue
Among the shadows
It rose like blackness
In the sky
That on volcano's
Vomit rise
A Stone of ruin
From burn to chill
Like black moonrise
Her voice fell still ...

Robert Fanney

#17. Elves don't shimmer

David Rangel