Elizabeth Magie Quotes

#1. If I feel a painting I'm working on doesn't have imagery or emotion, I paint it out and work over it until it does.

Franz Kline

#2. The reason I wrote 'I'm Too Young for This!' is to spare young women the suffering of hormonal loss - and it is true suffering. You can't sleep, you gain weight for no reason, you bloat for no reason, your moods are altered, and your sex drive is diminished.

Suzanne Somers

#3. Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

Anthony Jeselnik

#4. Writing is in fact an entirely outworn, decayed and corrupt convention whose chief & most conspicuous character is its monumental witness to the conservatism, laziness and irrationality of men and women.

Eric Gill

#5. The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.

Charles Buxton

#6. Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

Felipe Esparza

#7. You confuse what's important with what's impressive.

E. M. Forster

#8. Age considers; youth ventures.

Rabindranath Tagore

#9. Avoid the poison in your life that brings you turmoil.

Jean Vanier

#10. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength.

August Wilson

#11. A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew.

Matt Tomerlin

#12. I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to look. His belly button. Belly button. Look at the belly button.

J.C. Lillis

#13. I went down to Safeways, and I bought her a packet of best ground sirloin.

Neil Gaiman