Eliminates Thesaurus Quotes

#1. You have to give love to get love.

Robin Thicke

#2. The cause of homelessness is lack of housing.

Jonathan Kozol

#3. I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

Kevin Hearne

#4. Where love is, there God is also.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. My people keep telling me I shouldn't write letters like this to critics. The way I see it, critics get to say what they want to about my work, so why shouldn't I be able to say what I want to about theirs?

Donald J. Trump

#6. Everybody likes to get as much power as circumstances allow, and nobody will vote for a self-denying ordinance.

John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton

#7. Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden 'BOO! Got your brains!

Jennie Breeden

#8. For those who believe executive branch officials will voluntarily interpret their surveillance authorities with restraint, I believe it is more likely that I will achieve my life-long dream of playing in the NBA.

Ron Wyden

#9. It's hard to see where we're going since it's now dark, and I wonder if in some ironic twist of fate, we'll soar over the cliff without even realizing it. Like the universe's final joke: you can't plan your death, even when you try.

Jasmine Warga

#10. In a word, we may gather out of History a policy no less wise than I eternal; by the comparison and application of other mens fore-passed miseries with our own like errours and ill-deservings.

Walter Raleigh

#11. To your care and recommendation am I indebted for having replaced a half-blind mathematician with a mathematician with both eyes, which will especially please the anatomical members of my Academy.

Frederick The Great

#12. Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.

Todd Barry