
Top 13 Eating Muffins Quotes
#1. When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.
Oscar Wilde
#2. They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance
Oscar Wilde
#3. Putting on someone else's clothes is like putting on a mask.
Nancy Jo Sales
#4. The more times I fall in love, the less sure I am about love.
Brandon Stanton
#5. The most important human endeavor is the striving for morality in our actions. Our inner balance and even our very existence depend on it. Only morality in our actions can give beauty and dignity to life.
Albert Einstein
#6. After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and
blueberry bran.
I texted Adam a thank-you. I'd just started eating the chocolate muffin when he texted backPut that one
down and eat the bran. It's better foryou.
Kelley Armstrong
#7. Our reason has this peculiar fate that, with reference to one class of its knowledge, it is always troubled with questions which cannot be ignored, because they spring from the very nature of reason, and which cannot be answered, because they transcend the powers of human reason.
Immanuel Kant
#8. Is this just what you do? You start to get involved, get scared when the emotions are too much, and then dream up any excuse you can to run? Or to invite the other person to dump you?
Sherryl Woods
#9. It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.
John Steinbeck
#10. If you go into a store, with a gun, and rob it, you have forfeited your right to not get shot
Joe Deters
#11. Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
T. S. Eliot
#12. 'SNL' is our main priority because that was our first big break.
Akiva Schaffer
#13. Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
Janeane Garofalo
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