Top 15 Easter Basket Quotes
#1. I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.
Jim Butcher
#2. No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city.
Kym Grosso
#3. Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
Henny Youngman
#5. Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.
Jean Shepherd
#6. As they say: A baking man will grasp at a hangman. Whoever gets the job will be dragged into the heat, forced to wear a massive pair of iron shoes, and frogmarched across the minefield at gunpoint.
Taona Dumisani Chiveneko
#7. There's a setting between "hate" and "sucking his cock," Max. Find it and dial it there. Quick. Max
Avon Gale
#8. There is a neurologist, a woman over at Harvard who wanted me to come talk to them, and in France I have a lot of readers in the sciences. I can't tell you why.
Jim Harrison
#9. this history will soon be swept away by the Waterless Flood. Nothing will remain of the Exfernal World but decaying wood and rusting metal implements; and
Margaret Atwood
#10. When you have momentum going, play the momentum
Donald Trump
#11. When popularity is your only goal, doing well in class is going to feature very low, if at all, on your priority list.
Arabella Weir
#12. Easter. The only time it's okay to put all of your eggs in one basket!
Unknown
#13. Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.
Maggie Lawson
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