Duuude Quotes

#1. We'll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be 'We Live to Spank You.' Duuude. Yes! I'm basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you're in. Practice begins tomorrow.

Gena Showalter

#2. I was walking through Central Park, and I saw an old man smoking. Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking. This guy was ancient, bent over a walker, puffing away. I'm like, "Duuude, you're my hero! Guy your age smoking, man, it's great." He goes, "What? I'm 28.

Bill Hicks

#3. Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

John Perry Barlow

#4. The notion of a defense that will protect American cities is one that will not be achieved, but it is that goal that supplies the political magic, as it were, in the president's vision.

James R. Schlesinger

#5. Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Joe Garagiola

#6. Let me be your ruler, you can call me queen bee.

Lorde

#7. You are not saved by your works. You work because youre saved.

Adrian Rogers

#8. Im still betting on you. - Cinna.

Suzanne Collins

#9. I'm going to miss you when I wake up.

Marie Rutkoski