Dumb Sports Quotes

#1. I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

Karl Malone

#2. Better to write twaddle, anything, than nothing at all.

Katherine Mansfield

#3. Man Cannot Always Find Out Which Route is the Most Successful for Him to Take Because His Wisdom is Limited (7:1 - 8:17)

Anonymous

#4. Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.

Dan Quayle

#5. He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

Scottie Pippen

#6. We're not attempting to circumcise rules.

Bill Cowher

#7. I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Tug McGraw

#8. The challenge is to draw on the past but not be bound by it" p. 20

David Brazzeal

#9. I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care.

Carmen Policy

#10. The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

Tim McCarver

#11. Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.

Tim McCarver

#12. Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters.

David Mitchell

#13. Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD!

Deyth Banger

#14. Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

Rickey Henderson

#15. I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.

Drew Gooden

#16. [My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

Tracy McGrady

#17. They should have focused more on me.

Sebastian Telfair

#18. Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

Jose Canseco

#19. Motivation is motive in action.

Denis Waitley

#20. If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.
(Isaac Jaffe, Sports Night)

Aaron Sorkin

#21. I'm trying to set out the passion and complexity of this sport. Many people think it's a dumb activity: stand on the gas and turn left. In fact, it's probably one of the most complex sports in existence.

Janet Guthrie

#22. The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ...

Mike Cameron

#23. Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

Ogden Nash

#24. All I'm asking for is what I want.

Rickey Henderson

#25. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Carl Everett

#26. The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.

Tite Kubo