Dumb Dog Quotes

#1. Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

Karel Capek

#2. Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an old lady. If he lived long enough to report to Nancy back in Adrianglia, he would have to gloss over this part.

Ilona Andrews

#3. Dumb, dumb dog!" I said. He wagged his tail.

Mikhail Iossel

#4. From CATS ARE KIND
I saw a dog pursuing automobiles;
On and on he sped.
I was puzzled by this;
I accosted the dog.
'If you catch one,' I said
'What will you do with it?'
'Dumb cat,' he cried,
And ran on.

Henry N. Beard

#5. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his.

Milo Gathema

#6. The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom.

Carl Hiaasen

#7. Cameras are like dogs, but dumb, and toward quarry, even more faithful. They point, they render, and defy the photographer who hopes.

Tod Papageorge

#8. We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?"
The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?"
Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

Christopher Moore

#9. The demons diverted its sights from me and swooped down on the yappy mutt.
Dogs aren't my thing.
I hate dogs. And if this one was dumb enough to sacrifice itself for me, hallelujah. I kept running.
After I reversed course.
Stupid dog.

A&E Kirk

#10. Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

Bill Maher

#11. A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn't help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#12. I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

Steve Martin

#13. They may look like dog vomit, but they ain't dumb.

Edward W. Robertson

#14. My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers

#15. A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.

Eugene Atget