Dryly Humorous Crossword Quotes

#1. A smile is a reflection of your dancing heart and your joyful soul.

Debasish Mridha

#2. Meditation is unfocussed mind, you simply listen silently, not with a tension in the mind, not with an urge to know and learn, no, with total relaxedness, in a let go, in an opening of your being. You listen, not to know, you simply listen to understand.

Rajneesh

#3. Yet in the midst of all their prosperity, princes in this respect seem to me most unfortunate, because, having no one to tell them truth, they are forced to receive flatterers for friends.

Erasmus

#4. There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others.

Harry J. Anslinger

#5. I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Lily Tomlin

#6. lifetime risk of maternal death is one thousand times higher in a poor country than in the West. That should be an international scandal. The gap, moreover, is getting wider.

Nicholas D. Kristof

#7. I hope I'm able to achieve more on camera through stillness, through focus, through being quite careful to do less on every take, rather than more. So I'm reducing, rather than adding. Which hopefully is a good exercise. That's what I'd like to do.

Ben Kingsley

#8. Sometimes you just want someone to sit on the couch and watch a movie with.

Darnell Lamont Walker

#9. What happens when you let an unsatisfactory present go on long enough? It becomes your entire history.

Louise Erdrich

#10. Now is the time to Start a Normal Christian Life!

Bill Johnson

#11. President Bush is endangering our safety, hurting our vital interests, and undermining American values.

George Soros

#12. You see, there is no such thing as a failed entrepreneur. You are a failed entrepreneur only when you quit. Until then, you are simply not successful ... yet.

Anonymous

#13. You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.

Neil Gaiman