Potty Humour Quotes

#1. I roam the streets all the time. You'll be shocked. I'm shocked, everybody that comes up to me, "Oh, thank you, Sheriff. You're supporting Trump." I don't care who they are. They kind of whisper sometimes.

Joe Arpaio

#2. The technical history of modern harmony is a history of growth of toleration by the human ear of chords that at first sounded discordant and senseless to the main body of contemporary professional musicians.

George Bernard Shaw

#3. What's shaking, Gatorbait?

Abigail Roux

#4. To be irritated by trifles, a man must be well off; for in misfortunes trifles are unfelt. SECTION

Arthur Schopenhauer

#5. What's gotten into you today? All evening

Dean Koontz

#6. There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.

Stanley Bing

#7. I have a bad habit of inserting my ideas into shots and things. I don't know, I don't hold back on suggesting things, but I don't have any connection to what actually happens, so I'll make a suggestion on something and then just let it go.

Bryan Cranston

#8. You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a police officer and carry a gun if you're afraid to get up and go out there. So you've got to put that fear to the side and go out in faith to overcome that.

Duane Chapman

#9. I'm beyond the point of thinking I'm powerful enough to solve my own problems.

Scott Weiland

#10. You cannot pretend to read a book. Your eyes will give you away. So will your breathing. A person entranced by a book simply forgets to breathe. The house can catch alight and a reader deep in a book will not look up until the wallpaper is in flames.

Lloyd Jones

#11. And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other.

Guy Fournier

#12. I don't look like Catherine Zeta-Jones, so I don't think Hollywood would be that interested in me, to be honest. I just want nice work.

Anne-Marie Duff

#13. When you stop blooming where you've been planted, it's time to put down new roots.

Mandy Hale

#14. The most sexy trait in a woman is- when she starts taking the world by a storm!

Jasleen Kaur Gumber

#15. Let yourself be drawn by the strange pull of what you love. You will not be led astray.

Rumi