Dry Cleaner Quotes

#1. When I was 15, I worked at a dry cleaner because I wanted Abercrombie & Fitch jeans. My mom told me I could have $20 jeans, not $70 jeans, unless I was willing to work for them. So I did!

Ashley Greene

#2. Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

Stephen Colbert

#3. I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.

Billy Eichner

#4. I change clothes at least three times a day. It's the only way I can justify all the shopping I do. Prada to the grocery store? Yes! Gucci to the dry cleaner's? Why not? Dolce & Gabbana to the corner deli? I insist!

RuPaul

#5. Fast pitch softball is just as dangerous as baseball. The ball is bigger so you can see it better, but the size also makes for a bigger space to move out of its way.

Sara Gilbert

#6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Rita Rudner

#7. All is fair in fashion and war.

Thisuri Wanniarachchi

#8. To say goodbye is to die a little.

Raymond Chandler

#9. There are no chains like hate ... dwelling on your brother's faults multiplies your own. You are far from the end of your journey.

Gautama Buddha

#10. Trust everybody in the game but always cut the cards

Ronald Regan

#11. If somebody writes a review of a dry cleaner, that piece of content is not wildly viral. It's not like a viral video that can spread across the world in a matter of minutes, so as a result, each market is almost an island unto itself.

Jeremy Stoppelman

#12. Beauty is the flower of chastity.

Zeno Of Elea

#13. When you have stripped yourself bare like the trees in the fall season you will be standing totally barren with nothing to hide

GS. Subbu

#14. What we expect, that we find.

Aristotle.

#15. The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.

Jim Butcher

#16. I try and keep busy with something, but I also give myself permission to be busy with something that is creative and rewarding, not just the errands to the dry cleaner.

Eric Lange

#17. Flirt with him if you want, Honor, but you're mine.

Nalini Singh

#18. Look at a man in the midst of doubt & danger and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is.

Lucretius

#19. You can get stuff done in New York that you can't in Los Angeles. If you wanted to get some milk and get your shoes repaired and drop something off at the dry cleaner, that's an all-day adventure in Los Angeles. In New York, you can bang that out in half an hour.

Justin Theroux

#20. It seemed that our family had been on this land for thousands of years; that we had sprung from the earth, born of its flesh like a tree or a flower, deep-rooted, not by our feet, but by our hearts.

Thea Halo

#21. You're having one of those days of accumulating misery when you argue violently with someone in a position of power: a bank teller, a dry cleaner, a three-year-old.

Liane Moriarty

#22. The Paddock was one of those medium-sized houses with a goodish bit of very tidy garden and a carefully rolled gravel drive curving past a shrubbery that looked as if it had just come back from the dry cleaner - the sort of house you take one look at and say to yourself, Somebody's aunt lives there.

P.G. Wodehouse

#23. Christianity is a lie, and possibly the best one ever constructed because aside from architecture, it is all that survives from the Roman Empire.

Alejandro C. Estrada

#24. Even a grain of sand united with an oyster can make a pearl.

Truth Devour

#25. I can't even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You're seen in public with anybody that you might not even know, and you're speculated about.

Jessica Biel

#26. If only someone else's flesh and brain and memory. If only they could have taken her mind along to the dry cleaner's and emptied the pockets and steamed and cleansed it and reblocked it and brought it back in the morning. If only ...

Ray Bradbury