Drunk Mans Quotes

#1. I'm weird. I still believe that when you do good deeds, you get something back in return. That's why I really enjoy helping other guys succeed.

Matt Hardy

#2. You find a glimmer of happiness in this world, there's always someone who wants to destroy it.

James M. Barrie

#3. Turn them into summer lightning! When spirits injure and abuse us, Magic must step in to save us.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#4. I smell vampire" -Lula
"You're a Nut" -Stephine
"Well I smell something." -Lula
"Mold." -Stephine
"Yeah. I smell moldy vampire" -Lula

Janet Evanovich

#5. "Even from the point of view of coquetry, pure and simple," he had told her, "can't you see how much of your attraction you throw away when you stoop to lying?

Marcel Proust

#6. I always knew I'd be more of a character actor than a leading man, and I always wanted to take that and run with it.

B. D. Wong

#7. All the other chiefs and tribes have accepted the Great Law of Peace. They now live in peace with one another.

Hiawatha

#8. Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups. So it's even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.

Bob Newhart

#9. Sylvia Plath is there for me when actual living people upon who I have depended upon my whole life, are not. What I mean to say is, without her words, I'd be exponentially more messed up than I am already.

Arlaina Tibensky

#10. Was the cake at least good? He knows where my heart lies.

Katja Millay

#11. The healthy eye ought to see all visible things and not to say, I wish for green things; for this is the condition of a diseased eye.

Marcus Aurelius

#12. America is one of the few places in the world where a "poor" person can still be obese.6

Donald J. Trump

#13. I never think of nothing. The closest I come to a blank mind is when I am counting, fucking, or drinking. The rest of the time, my thoughts are like a hamster on a wheel, running endlessly but getting nowhere.

Megan Hart

#14. To conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens.

Adolf Hitler

#15. When you got your hand in the lion's mouth, don't do nothin' til you get it out.

Big Bill Broonzy