Drunk Dial Quotes

#1. Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Adam Garcia

#2. There was a pause, static, a muttered "Give me that," by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding, "Did you just drunk dial my husband?"
"Yes, ma'am," Strider said, and the other two finally burst into laughter.

Gena Showalter

#3. My husband and I own a CrossFit Gym. Crossfit is perfect for me because it's always competitive, all the workouts are in a class environment, and it's different every day. It's a constantly varied functional fitness workout done with intensity.

Chelan Simmons

#4. I'd moved to L.A., and everyone's actors here and writers, they were like super emotional and super in touch with their feelings, and it seemed like every two weeks one of my friend just coming to me and, like, you hurt my feelings the other day, dude.

Seth Rogen

#5. There are two texts: one from Patrick and one from her mother. Patrick: asdhaosihdkqebrkb. (Butt dial? Or incredibly drunk? Ava doesn't care.)

Elin Hilderbrand

#6. I have a lot of bad days.

Tyra Banks

#7. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

Rich Hall

#8. One of my favourite movies is 'Annie Hall' because it's about the silver lining of the break-up.

Mike Birbiglia

#9. I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.

Rita Mae Brown

#10. Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Henny Youngman

#11. In 1987, the United States celebrates the bicentennial anniversary of the constitutional convention that provided the basic rules for the American political order. This convention was one of the very few historical examples in which political rules were deliberately chosen.

James M. Buchanan

#12. When you know for yourselves, 'These things are wholesome; these things are blameless; these things are praised by the wise; these things, if undertaken and practiced, lead to welfare and happiness,' then you should engage in them.

Gautama Buddha

#13. Ask yourself this: If there was zero chance of failure, what would you do? Now, go do that.

Josh Linkner

#14. A loving heart, a heart full of love, is the precious essence of human life.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#15. If the butterfly wings its way to the sweet light that attracts it, it's only becasue it doesn't know that the fire can consume it.

Giordano Bruno

#16. People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters?' There is no evil in me, I just wear tight underwear.

Dennis Hopper

#17. What others believe is not my concern, unless they attempt to force it on me.

Richard K. Morgan