Drug Tests Quotes

#1. I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

Kurt Rambis

#2. The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

George Carlin

#3. There are many professions that require individuals, on an ongoing basis, to pass drug tests, physicals and psychological evaluations in order to keep their jobs. Maybe it's time to start holding the people that are supposed to be making decisions on our behalf to the same standards.

Gary Hopkins

#4. Senator Ted Kennedy said with regards to MK-ULTRA that "the Deputy Director of the CIA revealed that over thirty universities and institutions were involved in an 'extensive testing and experimentation' program which included covert drug tests on unwitting citizens

Todd A. Thies

#5. I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

Dave Attell

#6. There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment
anywhere.

Barbara Ehrenreich

#7. Fear not; believe only (Luke 8:50 KJV)."

John C. Smith

#8. Most men and women, by birth or nature, lack the means to advance in wealth or power, but all have the ability to advance in knowledge.

Pythagoras

#9. I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Tom Arnold

#10. I have never had a single positive doping test, and I do not take performance-enhancing drugs.

Lance Armstrong

#11. I spend my happiest hours in reading Vedantic books. They are to me like the light of the morning, like the pure air of the mountains - so simple, so true, if once understood.

Max Muller

#12. Modeling was never anything that was a career choice. I did catalog work in Toronto to make money so that I could go to school.

Malin Akerman

#13. The best compliment I get every year is that a band will write me and say, 'We were just on tour, and we had people coming to our show saying they had never heard us before they heard us on your show.'

Henry Rollins

#14. You came suddenly shook me from my sleep and vanished.
In my heart you rose like the moon
but as I glanced at you, you disappeared.
Having had a glimpse of Your garden,
I have no more the patience to endure my existence ...

Rumi

#15. There was a man so wise,
He jumped into
A sandy place
And burnt out both his eyes!
And when he knew his eyes were gone,
He offered no complaint.
He summoned up a vision
And made himself a saint.
-Children's Verse
from History of Muad'dib

Frank Herbert

#16. Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.
-Lula

Janet Evanovich

#17. I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died. If I never loved I never would have cried ... I am a rock.

Paul Simon

#18. It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.

Steve Martin