Drinking Tequila Quotes

#1. I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Sammy Hagar

#2. I had no intention of drinking tequila with Quinn.
Quinn plus tequila equaled Quinquelia and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.

Penny Reid

#3. I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.

Tony Bennett

#4. Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing?

Stacey Marie Brown

#5. I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

Anthony Bourdain

#6. That would work in a court of law. But we're not in a court of law. We're in the court of tequila. And in the court of tequila, you and I both know you were lying.

Melanie Shawn

#7. None of us are pretty, but our ugly has an alibi.

Andrea Gibson

#8. If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.

Alida Nugent

#9. If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

#10. I was latching on to something that was part of my heritage, because many of the slaves who were brought here were Moslems.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

#11. There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.

Alan LeMay

#12. Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

Mark Z. Danielewski

#13. Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

Lee Marvin

#14. If you were the poor, suffering was your currency.

Khaled Hosseini

#15. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

Mitch Ratcliffe

#16. So often actors only mix with actors, which is quite incestuous, and doesn't give them the insight into how other people work.

Penelope Keith