Drinking Games Sayings

#1. I work out five days a week; I can't imagine not doing it. - Author: Gwen Stefani

#2. I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?! - Author: Doug Stanhope

#3. May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol? - Author: Neil Patrick Harris

#4. And any time you feed your ego, it's a one-way street ... There were so many things I had to deal with that erased the positives I got from playing the game that it wasn't worth it. It's like eating a Big Mac and drinking a Diet Coke. - Author: Ricky Williams

#5. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from undigested learning. - Author: Thomas Huxley

#6. Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience. - Author: Robert Casey

#7. We try to solve very complicated problems without letting people know how complicated the problem was. - Author: Jonathan Ive

#8. I'm not a very good financing person. I don't even know how much money I have in my bank account. I never have opened one single envelope from the bank - they freak me out. - Author: Marjane Satrapi

#9. We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking. - Author: Jim Jefferies

#10. Is the circle of fifths a drinking game? - Author: Mike Burns

#11. A CEO needs to build their own team. - Author: Ross Levinsohn

#12. Fear is the foundation of safety. - Author: Tertullian

#13. Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name. - Author: Doug Stanhope

#14. Henry, what the hell-"
"She wants to fuck me up the butt, Ben." Henry stepped forward and wrapped Ben in a hug. "Hold me. - Author: Tiffany Reisz

#15. In human language, selling a smoking pot for three gold pieces is called a 'swindle,'" the man said, narrowly escaping a kick in the shins.
"In Elfish language it's called 'genius,'" the little elf replied cheerfully ... - Author: Silvana De Mari

#16. There's something about the way she says it that makes me feel strange ... It dawns on me that I am jealous. Jesus. I can't believe I'm feeling jealous of a multimillionaire rock star geezer old enough to be Clare's dad. - Author: Audrey Niffenegger

#17. How do we cultivate the conditions for joy to expand? We train in staying present. - Author: Pema Chodron

#18. How do you English Socialists believe in Empire like that?' Steele said to Holmes. 'Empire is inimical to Democracy and it has no right to exist in a free world. - Author: James Aldridge

#19. If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not me. - Author: Madonna Ciccone

#20. I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more. - Author: David Feherty

#21. Excessive drinking is not good for my health, my family or my game. There has definitely been a change, and I feel better for it. - Author: Ernie Els