Douchey Quotes

#1. I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness.

Sadie Grubor

#2. I tend to play sort of douchey.

Nick Kroll

#3. Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

Lena Dunham

#4. Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want them not to be.

Kathryne Donovan

#5. I don't even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that's really douchey. I think of myself as just like a dance commander.

Kesha

#6. I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I'm always excited to meet those people and hope they're not douchey.

Kevin Rahm

#7. Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.

Confucius

#8. Duke's warm pink lips brushed his gently at first and then more firmly. He held the kiss for a long, breathless moment before pulling back a fraction of an inch. "Who's a fag now?" His deep voice was low and intimate. "Do you give, roomie?

Evangeline Anderson

#9. When people like the path you walk and the style you walk in that path, they will start following you!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. She was famous, and she was insane.
Her voice soared out over the audience, holding them spellbound and enraptured, delivering their hopes and fears tangled in chords and rhythm. They called her an angel, her voice a gift.
She was famous, and she was a liar.

Dianne Sylvan

#11. Invisibility, actually, was something he was pretty good at. He'd perfected it over the past twelve years.

Jodi Picoult

#12. Doomed to total failure in a deaf world of ignorance and indifference, he inexorably kept on cutting out his diamonds, his dazzling diamonds, of whose mines he had a perfect knowledge.

Anton Webern

#13. Caprice, independence and rebellion, which are opposed to the social order, are essential to the good health of an ethnic group. We shall measure the good health of this group by the number of its delinquents. Nothing is more immobilizing than the spirit of deference.

Jean Dubuffet

#14. You don't know for sure why things happen, but you know, it did! It was my time to go on the show and I'm excited to see what my future holds.

Pia Toscano