Top 13 Really Douchey Quotes
#1. I don't even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that's really douchey. I think of myself as just like a dance commander.
Kesha
#2. I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness.
Sadie Grubor
#3. The lot assigned to every man is suited to him, and suits him to itself.
Marcus Aurelius
#4. For Christ's sake, were the mountains blue, then chuck on some blue and don't go telling me that it was a blue a bit like this or like that, it was blue wasn't it? Good - make them blue and that's enough!
Paul Gauguin
#7. Strawberries and Sophie. Ummmmmm, better than strawberries and cream.
K.A. Hobbs
#8. Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.
Lena Dunham
#9. Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want them not to be.
Kathryne Donovan
#10. The truth is that there's no difference between a life and a story? But a life pretends to be something more? But it really isn't more? LENORE:
David Foster Wallace
#11. It takes every fucking ounce of my self-control to say the next three words. 'Lead the way.
Liz Reinhardt
#12. I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I'm always excited to meet those people and hope they're not douchey.
Kevin Rahm
#13. Poetry is the harnessing of the paradox of earth cradling life and then entombing it.
Carl Sandburg
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