Douchetuber Quotes

#1. If you are young, and not liberal, then you don't have a heart. If you are old, and not conservative, then you don't have a brain.

Winston Churchill

#2. I'm a nobody telling everybody about Somebody who can save anybody.

Adrian Rogers

#3. If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.

Dick Shawn

#4. other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer.

Various

#5. God went out of me
as if the sea dried up like sandpaper, as if the sun
became a latrine.
God went out of my fingers.
They became stone.
My body became a side of mutton
and despair roamed the slaughterhouse.

Anne Sexton

#6. Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

Aziz Ansari

#7. I kissed his cheek. "My King." I swooped into the courtly curtsy he'd taught me as a girl, regally kicking an imaginary train aside as I turned to go. He was laughing silently as I left. For a moment I saw that spark again. I did not say goodbye.

Sandra Gulland

#8. Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad.

Nicki Minaj

#9. The difference between raman and varelse is not in the creature judged, but in the creature judging. When we declare an alien species to be raman, it does not mean that they have passed a threshold of moral maturity. It means that we have.

Orson Scott Card

#10. The gym is somewhere you can go to just forget for an hour what you do for a living, what you are doing on a daily basis. You just turn up and get on with it.

Luke Evans