Dorito Quotes

#1. The Dorito Effect, very simply, is what happens when food gets blander and flavor technology gets better.

Mark Schatzker

#2. [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.

Dakota Cassidy

#3. She wasn't his kind of woman, and she didn't want to fall in love with a man who would break her heart like a Dorito.

Rachel Gibson

#4. A Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there.

Aimee Bender

#5. Then as now, someone who's high on marijuana or hashish is only a threat to your safety if you happen to be a Dorito.

Kyle Williams

#6. Dope guac," says some asshole, and I pick up a Dorito and shove it into the guac. There is nothing remarkable about this guac, about any guac, and California needs to calm the fuck down. They're just avocados. Guac is guac and while sometimes it's slimy and disgusting, it's never delicious.

Caroline Kepnes

#7. Build on past successes, be grateful for what you do have, and know that this, too, shall pass. It's only for the now. Whatever we're facing, it's not forever.

Dave Pelzer

#8. It was sort of the pattern to my life - I'd never been strong enough to deal with the things outside my control, to attack the enemies or outrun them. To avoid the pain. Always human and weak, the only thing I'd ever been able to do was keep going. Endure. Survive.

Stephenie Meyer

#9. Atheism is a religion itself complete with fanatics and bigots.

Vanna Bonta

#10. The decision to write in prose instead of poetry is made more by the readers than by writers. Almost no one is interested in reading narrative in verse.

Robert Morgan

#11. The tightly focused battle was an orgy of slaughter. Limbs, heads, and parts of bodies from men and women alike littered the ground.

Terry Goodkind

#12. Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always have a sense of humour.

Phil Keoghan

#13. If this was the rice that God was putting in my basket...there was no point wishing for soup.

Chinelo Okparanta

#14. Lots of old guys wore beige trench coats and those flat caps that made them look like boys who sold newspapers a hundred years ago.

A.J. Cattapan

#15. An oven that is stopp'd, or river stay'd,
Burneth more hotly, swelleth with more rage:
So of concealed sorrow may be said;
Free vent of words love's fire doth assuage;
But when the heart's attorney once is mute,
The client breaks, as desperate in his suit.

William Shakespeare

#16. A healthy diet is a solution to many of our health-care problems. It's the most important solution.

John Mackey

#17. True hospitality is a delicate balance of warmth and form.

Sheila Ostrander

#18. The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Patrick F. McManus