Doozies Quotes

#1. He should've let her drown.
Tally Cruise had the most God-awful voice Michael had ever heard, and he'd heard some doozies in Asian karaoke bars. Fortunately the violence of the storm, and the thunder of the waves, drowned out most of it.

Cherry Adair

#2. Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

Al Yankovic

#3. In a universe of unlimited possibility and abundance, I had attracted what I was ready to receive.

Donna Labermeier

#4. I am tired of making history. I want to make progress.

Mark Anthony Peterson

#5. Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#6. There's a lot of variety of musicians in Korea. I cannot say they are the best in the world, but I can say that Korean artists are really dynamic artists, so I am going to show that from now on.

Psy

#7. You were right and I was wrong. When life hurts more than death, it is not worth living.

Anne Fortier

#8. It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.

Candice Bergen

#9. What she had believed to be her future was now decomposing ten feet under the earth.

Antonio Scotto Di Carlo

#10. The world screams, 'Stay down, it's safer.' My soul screams, 'So is being dead.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#11. I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

Joe Biden

#12. I think when you're in a relationship, either you have something or your partner generally has something that you're having to deal with.

Gillian Jacobs

#13. Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.

Kevin Hearne

#14. You have been given all the good things one must have, be proud of yourself and enjoy your gifts.

M.F. Moonzajer

#15. To be truthful i am not entirely sure what people mean when they talk of happiness. There are moments of joy and laughter, the comfort of friendship, but enduring happiness? If it exists i have not found it

David Gemmell

#16. I hope I'll never get ambitious enough to try anything. It's so much nicer to be damned sure I could do it better than other people - and I might not could if I tried...

Nancy Milford