Door Knob Sayings

#1. Why is a door-knob deader than anything else?

D.H. Lawrence

#2. I pissed away over ten million dollars
On dope and crack
I passed away deader than a door knob
But now I'm back

Al Jourgensen

#3. In his heart he knows first isn't touching a door knob, or getting to sit in the front row seat by the window, or making it up to the road before everybody else. First is something deep down inside you that you know and feel and nobody can take away from you

Phoebe Stone

#4. Prayer is the hand of faith on the door knob of your heart, inviting Jesus to enter.

Max Lucado

#5. In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Mark Twain

#6. I am one of those irritating people, who hang on to the door-knob after they say good-bye, and will neither come back nor go, always remembering something else which must be said ...

Nellie L. McClung

#7. I find that hard to believe. Nothing comes free in this world. Ever. (Sin)
Then get up and get dressed. There's the door. I'm sure you know how to use it. It's a really simple process. You put one foot in front of the other, turn the knob, and keep going. (Kat)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob.

Bo Diddley

#9. What you want to be when you grow up?" Thomas turned the knob with his left hand and opened the door. "A man," he said and left.

Toni Morrison

#10. But when I reached for the knob, it wouldn't turn. The lock was on the outside. Who ever heard of the lock for a door being on the outside? It would be up to another, possibly a total and complete stranger, to decide whether you'd ever be allowed to leave.

Alexandra Kleeman

#11. Pemberton felt something shift inside him, something small but definite, the way a knob's slight twist allowed a door to swing wide open.

Ron Rash

#12. Okay, babe, I'm here.
The front door smashed opened, slamming against the wall - the man didn't know how to turn a knob?

Christy Reece

#13. With a damp palm, I turned the knob and cracked open the door. She was asleep in her freshly made bed. I can't explain how relieved I felt for this simple mercy. She was here and safe on clean sheets.

Laura Anderson Kurk

#14. This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes?

Kit Rocha

#15. So when the world knocks at your front door,
clutch the knob and open on up,
running forward into its widespread greeting arms
with your hands before you,
fingertips trembling though they may be.

Anis Mojgani

#16. When one door closes, sometimes we need to turn the knob to open another...

J.A. Tran

#17. Without bothering to knock, he turned the knob and pushed open the door.
"Jesus fuck!" he yelled, slamming the door closed.
"Knock much?" Danny screamed from inside her room, where he'd just seen her naked, on her knees, getting nailed by her husband.
Fucking hell.

Madeline Sheehan

#18. The door doesn't have a knob, just a latch held closed by a chain, another victim of Dede's shears.

James Patterson

#19. I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella. It would be totally messed up!

Gwen Stefani

#20. Will rolled up his sleeves. "We'll probably have to knock down the door
"
"Or," said Jem, reaching out and giving the knob a twist, "not."
The door swung open onto a rectangle of darkness.
"Now, that's simply laziness," said Will.

Cassandra Clare

#21. I love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world.

Al Jardine

#22. I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

Bob Saget

#23. There is nothing in back of this cafe. Since the place sits right on the margin between the edge of the world and infinite possibility, he back door opens out to a void. It takes courage to turn the knob and heart to leave the steps.

Gloria Naylor

#24. Even when God is coming towards his people in ways of mercy, he sometimes takes such methods as that they may think themselves but ill treated.

Matthew Henry

#25. I can fight only for something that I love. I can love only what I respect. And in order to respect a thing I must at least have some knowledge of it.

Adolf Hitler

#26. Anyone who watches even the slightest amount of TV is familiar with the scene: An agent knocks on the door of some seemingly ordinary home or office. The door opens, and the person holding the knob is asked to identify himself. The agent then says, I'm going to ask you to come with me.

David Sedaris