Dont Laugh Sayings

#1. Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.

Mel Brooks

#2. Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama.

Molly McAdams

#3. We live in a war of two antagonistic ethical philosophies, the ethical policy taught in the books and schools, and the success policy.

William Graham Sumner

#4. God does not read.

Emil M. Cioran

#5. Right now the whole world seems to be going through a dark night of the soul.

Flannery O'Connor

#6. I love hard and still haven't a clue what it feels like ...

Alexandra Elle

#7. As for whether what happened in Britain improves[Donald] Trump's chances of winning, I don't think so. He has the same chances; we may just be more aware of what they are now.

Christopher Michael Cillizza

#8. If I defected at all, I defected from the government to the public

Edward Snowden

#9. I don't know much about the Internet, I'm afraid.

James Marsters

#10. I know their game. First, the traders and the missionaries: then the ambassadors: then the cannon. It's better to go straight to the cannon.

Tewodros II

#11. All good things have to come to an end, and the male cheerleader has come to an end

Rick Pitino

#12. Over time, I guess all your teachers find their way into your music, right?

Mitch Albom

#13. The mysterious path goes inward. It is in us, and not anywhere else, where the eternity of the worlds, the past and the future are found.

Novalis

#14. A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation, doesn't always need togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part.

Auliq Ice

#15. Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Gretchen Rubin

#16. I wanted to do dance with the same seriousness as art was done and acknowledged, not with the entertainment factor that is always connected to theater and film.

Tino Sehgal

#17. The fear of failure is so great, it is no wonder that the desire to do right by one's children has led to a whole library of books offering advice on how to raise them.

Bruno Bettelheim