Dog Standing Quotes

#1. Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?

Chelsea Handler

#2. I have got pictures all around the rooms I sit in. I have got a very mad picture of a dog standing on a black thing on a piece of rope. It was drawn and painted by a Romanian poet who was under house arrest, and it is terrific.

Jennifer Johnston

#3. So, standing here looking at you, all grown up, the question I ask is simple. In the long run, how different is a goddam hot dog from a Vienna sausage?

Charles Frazier

#4. In my Lucia's absence Life hangs upon me, and becomes a burden; I am ten times undone, while hope, and fear, And grief, and rage and love rise up at once, And with variety of pain distract me.

Joseph Addison

#5. You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.

Cherise Sinclair

#6. She would be half a planet away, floating in a turquoise sea, dancing by moonlight to flamenco guitar.

Janet Fitch

#7. I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'm Still Here!'

Polly Bergen

#8. Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Kool Keith

#9. I always wonder when it was that I was embraced.

Joe Biden

#10. He was a story at least, even if he never became anything else.

Nick Hornby

#11. The wine of this fleeting world caused your head to ache.

Rumi

#12. Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it.

Bernard Levin

#13. Max walked back to Beeson, sidestepping a slalom path of dog turds leading into the kitchen. He'd narrowly missed standing in a tepee of turds that looked too deliberately arranged to be natural.

Nick Stone

#14. One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.

Dick Stuart

#15. Oh, cold world
I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#16. There are a sort of men, whose visages
Do cream and mantle, like a standing pond;
And do a willful stillness entertain,
With purpose to be dressed in an opinion
Of wisdom, gravity profound conceit;
As who should say, I am sir Oracle,
And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!

William Shakespeare

#17. Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

Charlie Higson

#18. Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.

Damon Suede

#19. Those at too great a distance may, I am well are, mistake ignorance for perspective.

Carl Sagan

#20. He just stared at me, his eyes shining blank circles, and seemed to know exactly who it was, standing behind the juniper bushes. But he stayed quiet. He was a good dog. And I loved him.

Matt Haig

#21. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

Ben Jonson

#22. But those who were young had no thought left for spring and those who still thought were not young any longer.

Ayn Rand

#23. Blue was standing over her, shaking out his wet hair like an annoying blue dog. Beads of water clung to the muscle of his chest. He was wiry, not buff like Henley, but his body made up for size with definition.
Nothing could make up for his personality.
"Stop dripping on me," Mira snapped.

Sarah Cross

#24. When I hear homestyle, I always think of some guy in his underwear standing next to a microwave. You want me to nuke a hot dog for ya? I got some old Chinese in the fridge, but I think it's my roommate's.

Jim Gaffigan