Doctors Are Not God Quotes

#1. The doctor always prescribes the approximate, for there aren't any set of perfect treatments for diseases.

Aporva Kala

#2. Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!

Russell T. Davies

#3. I've never been to rehab, I've never been to psychotherapy or the doctor or anything like that. I went to a church and I was prayed for, and I've always had a great relationship with God.

Smokey Robinson

#4. You know what the difference between a cardiac surgeon and God is? God doesn't think he's a cardiac surgeon.

Lisa Gardner

#5. I've broken an arm before, but no one wanted to shoot me!' Suzie says. 'I mean, when you go to the emergency room I hope to God the doctors don't decide it might cost too much to care for.' -Suzie Schwab co-owner of East Maui Animal Refuge

Toni Polancy

#6. I have always believed that the decision to have an abortion generally should be between a woman, her doctor, her conscience, and her God.

William J. Clinton

#7. Heal yourselves, doctors; by God I live.

Henry David Thoreau

#8. God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

Mark Twain

#9. You could've married the god of doctors or the god of lawyers, but noooo. You had to eat the pomegranate.

Rick Riordan

#10. It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

Craig Ferguson

#11. If they take their children to doctors, they believe they are putting their faith in man instead of in God.

Bob Bartlett

#12. Thank God for modern medicine. It was not until 1905 that ergophobia (the morbid fear of returning to work) was first identified and reported in the British Medical Journal. As yet there is no known cure, but doctors have been working on it, and may get back to working on it sometime soon.

Mark Forsyth

#13. It isn't discomfort, or dis-ease as he put it. It's this aching, throbbing, god-awful incurable pain - and it's known as life. When will the doctors learn: It isn't death that's the disease.

Wendy Law-Yone

#14. I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.

Uday Hussein

#15. There are over 30 doctors running for the US Congress this year. That's going to be rather strange. Half the time these folks will be playing God and asking women to take their clothes off and the other half the time they will be doctors.

Jay Leno

#16. Christianity is fundamentally convalescence..God is not only the doctor who prescribes, He is the nurse who lifts up our powerless head and puts the spoon in our mouth ... And He is the medicine.

John Piper

#17. For the Christian man to reason that God does not want him involved in politics because there are too many evil men in government is as insensitive as for a Christian doctor to turn his back on an epidemic because there are too many germs there.

Mark Hatfield

#18. When doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, they swear an oath to the Greek god Apollo

Adam Anderson

#19. Doctors are busy playing God when so few of us have the qualifications. And besides, the job is taken.

Bernie Siegel

#20. If you are that person, you are more likely to believe that God cured you, this invisible force, creator of the universe, cured you, than that you had three idiotic doctors diagnose you ... I taught physics to pre-med students who became doctors. Not all of them are smart, I assure you.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#21. There is no harm taking medication as it is God-given ability or utilizing the wisdom God gives to doctors and to prepare medications. But it also your responsibility to build faith for healing while using medication, and you must do that.

Paul Silway

#22. Doctors, by God; washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half undressed on a chair.

Carson McCullers

#23. I'd often mused that writers and doctors were similar people. We all had God complexes and liked control. The only thing that separated us was a lot of schooling and science classes. And the fact that the people whose lives I messed with weren't real.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#24. Like I have said all along, I have the best doctor of all, and that is God. You can't argue with a guy like that.

Terrell Owens

#25. If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#26. I love a doctor who can respect that somebody else is on your team, and that's God.

Robin Roberts

#27. Doctors have come from distant cities just to see me stand over my bed disbelieving what they're seeing They say I must be one of the wonders of god's own creation and as far as they can see they can offer no explanation - NATALIE MERCHANT,

R.J. Palacio

#28. When we go to our meeting with God, we should go like a patient to his doctor, first to be thoroughly examined and afterwards to be treated for our ailment. Then something will happen when you pray.

Ole Hallesby

#29. Some people's lives would drastically change if they would obey God as strictly as they obey their doctors.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

#30. I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along.

Jenny McCarthy

#31. A perfect mind comes from a perfect heart, not the heart known by a doctor's stethoscope but the heart which is the seat of God.

Mahatma Gandhi

#32. To me religion is a deeply personal thing in which man and God go it alone together, without the witch doctor in the middle. The witch doctor tries to convince us that we have to ask God for help, to spell out to him what we need, even to bribe him with prayer or cash on the line.

Frank Sinatra

#33. Democracy means that people can say what they want to. All the people. It means that they can vote as they wish. All the people. It means that they can worship God in any way they feel right, and that includes Christians and Jews and voodoo doctors as well.

Dalton Trumbo

#34. Not going to God because your faith is weak is like not going to the doctor because you feel sick.

John Piper