Doctor Loomis Quotes

#1. The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."

Steven Wright

#2. One of the things that I've always thought I would like to do is to develop an environmental index. Then people can measure their own environmental performance on an index as they do in other ways.

Maurice Strong

#3. But to find out the truth about how dreams die, one should never take the word of the dreamer.

Toni Morrison

#4. Will night never come?

Samuel Beckett

#5. Half the things I've done are wrong, mistakes [unintelligible]. The moratorium on pot and LSD a year ago is ridiculous. I shouldn't have done that. I make a blunder at least one out of two times I come to bat.

Timothy Leary

#6. In trying to make a big difference, don't ignore the small daily differences we can make.

Marian Wright Edelman

#7. It is the same for your life. Be flexible and explore different behaviors and strategies to unlock what you truly want in life or who you are destined to be.
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Roger Ellerton

#8. I love making friends ... it's people I can't stand.

Linus Torvalds

#9. If we make anything that lasts, it outlives us.

Jeanette Winterson

#10. After a goalless first half, the score at half time is 0-0.

Brian Moore

#11. I would lay down my life for America but I cannot trifle with my Honor.

John Paul Jones

#12. Wallis,' said Maturin, 'I am happy to see you. How is your penis?

Patrick O'Brian

#13. The pair sat relaxed and stared toward U.S. 1 at nothing in particular. Coleman rested his joint on the edge of the window and popped a beer. "This is the life." "You said it, buddy." Serge uncapped a bottle of water. "Florida, a full tank of gas, and no appointments.

Tim Dorsey