Do Not Insult My Intelligence Quotes

#1. In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.

K.J. Cales

#2. (Slap) "Owhhh ... " Raymond yelled as the Old Man's cane hit his face.

Judy Byington

#3. If you say that you never lie in life,
you honestly insult my intelligence.

Toba Beta

#4. Public officials insult our intelligence and our goodwill when they paint rosy pictures about budgets, jobs, bipartisanship, and transparency, and alter their positions on issues simply to keep collecting their paycheck by never disagreeing or disappointing anyone.

Wendy E. Long

#5. Intelligence'?" repeated Magorian, as Bane and several others roared with rage and pawed the ground. "We consider that a great insult, human!

J.K. Rowling

#6. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Setting the flowers, roots and all, aside, Millie crossed her arms over her chest. Don't insult my intelligence, Everett. You wouldn't be bringing me flowers or children if something of a disastrous nature hadn't occurred.

Jen Turano

#8. When someone isn't smart enough to express their frustration, they use dirty words. Those are words that describe a lack of intelligence. Smart people don't use those kind of dirty words, because they find it an insult to their intelligence.

Nouman Ali Khan

#9. {She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat.

Pam Hillman

#10. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

P.G. Wodehouse

#11. I think it is just a matter of getting into the mind of the writer," Vetinari went on, looking at a letter covered with grubby fingerprints and what looked like the remains of someone's breakfast. He added: "In some cases, I imagine, there is a lot of room.

Terry Pratchett

#12. Change as change is mere flux and lapse; it insults intelligence. Genuinely to know is to grasp a permanent end that realizes itself through changes.

John Dewey

#13. Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult.

James Randolph Adams

#14. The game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.

Joao Magueijo

#15. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#16. Believing in religion is an insult to God, because God means high intelligence and what intelligence there is in religion? Let us save the God from the religion, from fables for children! God has never spoken yet; He has been remaining silent for billions of years somewhere outside our universe!

Mehmet Murat Ildan