Tony Kornheiser Quotes

#1. The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

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#2. Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

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#3. Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because there's no points involved [with the pole].

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#4. That's it! That's the list.

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#5. We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

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#6. He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

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#7. I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

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#8. Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man who so badly wants to have a more human image that he's having surgery to remove the bolts from his neck.

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#9. The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.

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#10. Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

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