Distributable Quotes

#1. The well-meaning people who talk of education as if it were a substance distributable by coupon in large or small quantities never exhibit any understanding of the truth that you cannot teach anybody anything that he does not want to learn.

George Sampson

#2. If you don't believe it you won't understand it.

Saint Augustine

#3. I'm proud to play for Real Madrid because I have fun; when you no longer have fun it's a sign that it's time to leave. For now though, I'm happy here at the greatest club in the world.

Cristiano Ronaldo

#4. Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard ... -George Foster

Shawn Durnin

#5. The desire for money may be an indication of greed, but I want to argue that greed is a much more subtle vice than simply the desire to be rich.

Stanley Hauerwas

#6. We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

Criss Jami

#7. I'm a religious man. I pray for Milky Way.

Forrest Mars Jr.

#8. I teach kids how to be rich by the time they are age 40, 35 if they are extra bright. Most kids think they are extra bright, so they go for 35.

Jim Rohn

#9. I think the most important factor moving us toward a secular society has been the educational factor. Our schools may not teach Johnny to read properly, but the fact that Johnny is in school until he is sixteen tends toward the elimination of religious superstition.

Paul Blanshard

#10. I am a better mother for having something in my life and not just my children.

Katherine Heigl

#11. I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

Shaquille O'Neal

#12. I was a guy who trusted the government. Now, I don't trust a damn thing they do.

Steven Hatfill

#13. Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Jesse Petersen

#14. In the future, when something comes up, you tell exactly how it happened but write down for yourself the way you think it should have happened. Tell the truth and write the story. Then you won't get mixed up. It was the best advice Francie every got.

Betty Smith

#15. Everyone has a story.

Neil LaBute

#16. The power of prayer is beyond the understanding of man

Lailah Gifty Akita